Stats from Labor Day Weekend
Number of Attendees: 55 (never all there at the same time)
Kids: 16
Dogs: 6
Pounds of Bacon consumed: 6 (quite quickly I might add)
Beers consumed: ??? ( too hard to estimate)
Games of Bocci played: 1/8 (foiled by two adorable toddlers who thought the big balls were really fun to throw)
Gold Medals awarded in the First Annual Flat Bottom 5K: 2
Number of Participants in the First Annual Flat Bottom 5K: 2
Babies in attendance who could easily flat out win a Cute Baby Contest: 4 ( don't hate them 'cause they're beautiful)
Cutting-edge acts of performance art enacted by kids: 1
Jams: 1 continuous one that began Sunday afternoon and lasted through the wee hours of Monday morning.
Artists covered in said jam: Various old-timers, John Cougar Mellencamp, Pete Seeger, ...
Pizzas made from scratch assembly-line style: 9
Number of milks used in Terry's outstanding Tres Leches cake: Uh...tres.
Major Injuries: 0 (unless you count matching mother-baby forehead pump knots earned by opening the car door into yourself and falling in the clawfoot tub respectively)
Stories told for a laugh at the expense of the narrator: Too many to count (the most notable I heard though, was Carmen admitting to late night "Carmenting")
Stories told for a laugh at the expense of others not there to defend themselves: none, don't worry.
Number of people "fixed" (and I don't mean neutered): 1? (hopefully?)
Collective calories burned just from laughing: gazillions, I'm sure.
Days 'til next year: 357 and counting...
Please, feel free to add your own stats...